What Do My Bicycles and My Children Have in Common?
I recently emptied my bike stable for a group picture.
It’s crazy I know. I have heard of people who have more bikes than I do but I don’t know anyone personally. I know you all want to be introduced so here goes. From left to right they are:
”Carrie” Cannodale T2000 touring bike. She has almost 20,000 miles. Carrie and I have been together about 7 years. We have had some wonderful tours and adventures. She even carried me on the 200 mile LOTOJA. Her drive train has been replaced once.
Specialized Roubaix. This is my most recent purchase. I had been lusting after this bike for about 4 years. On a regular basis I would go into the shop and stroke her. She has a carbon fiber frame and Shimano 105 and Ultegra components.
“Tina” Trek 720 is next. Tina is about 24 years old but our relationship just started last fall. She came with down tube friction shifters, Sun Tour derailleur and gearing that was just a little too big for my daily commute. I took a bike class and installed bar end shifters and new gearing on the back that includes a mega gear. It’s a little better but still not quite as small as I would like.
I know she’s old and little over weight. But she has such classic lines. She is always there to smooth out the bumpy roads in life. When all is said and done, she is my favorite bike to ride. Yes, she is one sweet ride!

Not only that, but she is also civic minded.

Is that cool or what?
Schwinn Moab is next. This is a mountain bike with street tires that was my commuter for about 7 years. Right now there are no pedals or seat on the bike. It needs a new drive train. I bought the parts last fall but haven’t installed them yet. It was too cold in the garage to do the work during the winter. Now that it is warm I would rather be out riding.
Last but not least is a Gary Fisher Aquila mountain bike. I haven’t ridden this bike in probably two years. I will probably get rid of either this one or the Schwinn. But check out these bad boys:

That’s right, those are studded snow tires. I installed those to give me more riding time in the winter. I decided shortly after that maybe I was a little too obsessed. Snow and ice days might be a good time to give it a break or should I say not risk giving it a break.
But there is a certain pleasure in being the first to ride along the trail in the quiet with 4 inches of fresh snow. It is so peaceful.
So what do my five bicycles and six children have in common?
I never started out planning to have so many of either one. It just happened but I love them all.
Tags: bike models, bikes and children, studded bike tires, too many bikes

June 25th, 2008 at 8:15 am
I can just see you framing the picture of your bike “family” and putting it on the desk next to the picture of your real kids.
June 25th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Well I must say that I have children who don’t call me any more often than my bicycles.
June 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
This is truly a hilarious piece and strangely considering your magnificent obsession for cycling, it only seems perfectly normal. Somehow I think your family not only takes this in their stride but rather enjoys it and And that is nice!
Perhaps I need to take a page out of your book and give my much loved car, a Bollywood name
Loved your punchline about planning…
June 25th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Wow. Thats all I have to say
June 25th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Wow. The zone 1 to zone 2 on the Lotoja looked pretty tough. Great blog.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:27 am
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:13 am
Do you have any pictures of what your garage looked like when your kids were all at home? That must have been quite a scene with your bkes and their bikes!
July 21st, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I can see how much you love your family.
I had never heard of studded snow tires on a bike. That’s awesome!