I was tagged by Bikenoob the other day. Somebody tagged me once before. But I was new to this and never saw the tag until the moment had passed.
But this tag is bike related so the questions may be interesting. So here goes.
If you could have any one — and only one — bike in the world, what would it be?
I would have a steele frame road touring bike. If a person can only have one bike that is the best bike to have. You can do anything on them.
Do you already have that coveted dream bike? If so, is it everything you hoped it would be? If not, are you working toward getting it? If you’re not working toward getting it, why not?
New bikes are like sex. It’s often not quite as good as you think it will be. I have the bike I had been drooling over about five years. It’s nice but not quite what I had imagined. And there are still other bikes I would like.
Oh, and the relating bikes to sex does not apply to my collecting more than one. The question also asked why I am not getting it. Now I am confused. Are we talking about bikes or sex? Why I’m not getting it is personal so I won’t say. Hmmm I can see where the direction of thought could go down hill really fast.
If you had to choose one — and only one — bike route to do every day for the rest of your life, what would it be, and why?
The ride would start in Brigham City, Utah. The first seven miles is a 1500 foot climb to the summit of Sardine Canyon. It’s a rewarding and beautiful road. Over the summit you drop into Cache Valley. From there ride along the western edge of the valley into Idaho. It is a beautiful ride. You can see across the farms and the valley to your right. On your left are continued farms that lead up to the Wellsville Mountain range. When you get to Idaho you have the same view except it is now the Oxford Mountain range. It is a great ride of about seventy miles. Now you either need to ride back or find a place to stay.
When I lived in Bountiful, Utah I would ride from my house to my mom’s house north of Preston, Idaho via that route two or three times a year. It was a 113-120 mile ride depending on the route. Here is a pic taken on one of those rides.

What kind of sick person would force another person to ride one and only one bike ride for the rest of her / his life?
Just let me again use the quote from the movie Ben Hur that I used in the earlier post.
“One God, that I can understand; but one bike? That is not civilized. It is not generous!”
Do you ride both road and mountain bikes? If both, which do you prefer and why? If only one or the other, why are you so narrowminded?
I ride both. Well sort of. I haven’t been on my mountain bike in a few years. I don’t care as much for mountain biking for a few reasons. I would rather hike a trail. You have to concentrate so much on the riding that you can’t enjoy the setting.
The other thing is I don’t care for what mountain bikes do to the trails. I know you can ride responsibly. But mountain bike riders are like riders of ATVs. The majority of people who are really into it just don’t have the word moderation and ride responsibly in their brains.
Have you ever ridden a recumbent? If so, why? If not, describe the circumstances under which you would ride a recumbent.
I never have but would like to try one. Those who ride them swear by them. I just swear that you really look like a geek when you ride one.
Have you ever raced a triathlon? If so, have you also ever tried strangling yourself with dental floss?
I never have tried. People tell me I should(referring to both triathlons and strangling myself). I say no for two reasons. My swimming sucks. Sucks mostly water and very little air. And training for three sports would take all the fun out.
Suppose you were forced to either give up ice cream or bicycles for the rest of your life. Which would you give up, and why?
Let me answer this by repeating a conversation I had once with my mother. I told her that if I ever got too old for bicycling or sex that life wouldn’t be worth living. My 80 plus year old widowed mother responded with, “You must not think my life is worth living”.
Why do I continue to relate sex and bicycles to each other?
What is a question you think this questionnaire should have asked, but has not? Also, answer it.
Is it true that Tour de France riders can take a leak while riding? If it is how do they do it? If I learned how would I be arrested if I did it while riding through Old Town? I don’t have answer to the first part. But yes I think could be arrested if I employed the acquired skill. I think instead I will concentrate on learning how to do a track stand. Now that is really cool!
You’re riding your bike in the wilderness (if you’re a roadie, you’re on a road, but otherwise the surroundings are quite wilderness-like) and you see a bear. The bear sees you. What do you do?
I would ring my bell and call out “on our left”.
I don’t think I know three other bike bloggers that haven’t already been tagged.