Revenge of the Bike Nerds
Monday, July 7th, 2008Here is an interesting guy I saw on the trail the other day.

Can I be a bicycle snob for just a little bit? If this chap wasn’t a sight. This proves there are more ways to give cyclists a bad name than just by cycling aggressively.
Notice he has pant protectors wrapped around both legs(I confess I own some and have done the same). He was wearing a unfashionable backpack and a yellow polo shirt.
Check the mirror out. He has taken a very strange sitting posture and was wearing nerd glasses. He also had very uncool panniers.
I think I know this guy. He was the one in junior high that every day was given a wedgie by some jock whose IQ was lower than the air pressure in this guys fat tires.
Any one or two of the things this guy has going would be okay. But the entire ensemble is just unacceptable.
Everything about this pic just screams uncool. The worst of it is this.
This guy passed me! How did it happen?
I had to hustle to get ahead and get this pic.
I also confess here that I would like his bike.
Wearing spandex is not a necessity for bicycling. But this guy really should check out Copenhagen Chic.
Now don’t go sending me comments about how he is out there getting exercise and reducing his carbon footprint and blah blah blah….
I already admitted I was being a bike snob. I wonder if we could get him on What Not to Wear.